Song Parody
A Whole New World
To the tune of A Whole New World from Disney’s Aladdin.
Ron: I can show you the world
Away from homework and papers.
Hermione Granger, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes,
Take you wonder by wonder,
Over sideways and under
On a magic broomstick ride.
A whole new world,
A new fantastic point of view
When you won’t tell us not
To have some fun
Or say we should be working.
Hermione:
A whole new world?
When we have N.E.W.T.s tomorrow, Ron?
But when I’m way up here
I want to be
Forever in this whole new world with you.
Ron: Now I’m in a whole new world with you.
Hermione:
Unbelievable thoughts,
Indescribable feelings
When you understand something new
And receive perfect marks
H: A whole new world
R: Don’t you dare crack a book
H: A hundred thousand things to read
R: I refuse homework planners
H: I am a genius here.
I can’t lose that.
I must go back to my library.
R: A whole new world
H: Yes, it’s fun, but I can’t.
R: Feel the wind rush through your hair.
H: Every moment I study.
Both: Listen to me for once.
No time to waste!
Let me share this whole new world with you.
Ron: A whole new world (Hermione echoes)
Ron: It’s what you need (Hermione echoes)
Ron: A thrilling chase
Hermione: A study place
Both: For you and me.
